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MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET                                                                                     FILE NO.: ABR-44

Acme Blues Rockets                                                                                           MSDS DATE: 4/1/2004



SECTION 1: PRODUCT AND COMPANY IDENTIFICATION



PRODUCT NAME:                Acme Blues Rockets

SYNONYMS:                    Da Blues, Screaming White Boy Blues, Bleu Chunx

PRODUCT CODES:               AMNCAFIRFBLLC-145-KW



MANUFACTURER:                Acme Multi-National Conglomerated Amalgamated Federated International RFB-LLC

DIVISION:                    Rocketeering Division

ADDRESS:                     666 Avarice Way, Mudcat Falls, OH 44107



EMERGENCY PHONE:             800-Blu-Chunx

OTHER CALLS:                 212-479-7990

FAX PHONE:                   216-555-7223



CHEMICAL NAME:               Guitaritus Maximus Intoxicus

CHEMICAL FAMILY:             Musipropylene

CHEMICAL FORMULA:            CH3CH-OH-CH-ES335



PRODUCT USE:                 Getting鈥? Laid or Feelin鈥? Betta 鈥榖out Not

PREPARED BY:                 Mudcat T. Bass



SECTION 2: HAZARDS IDENTIFICATION



EMERGENCY OVERVIEW: May instill uncontrollable toe tapping and increase one鈥檚 libido to redline proportions

ROUTES OF ENTRY: Aurally, though anally in corporate setting

POTENTIAL HEALTH EFFECTS

   EYES: Blindness, Not Seein鈥? Straight, Cross-eyed, Foggy

   SKIN: Itchin鈥?, Crawlin鈥? and Discoloration

   INGESTION: Rectal & oral second-hand carbonation

   INHALATION: Raspy vocals & Delta 9鈥搕etrahydrocannabinol-like feeling of euphoria

ACUTE HEALTH HAZARDS: Feelin鈥? like you be fixin鈥? to die

CHRONIC HEALTH HAZARDS: Bad attitude, poor posture, criminal recidivism

MEDICAL CONDITIONS GENERALLY AGGRAVATED BY EXPOSURE: Heartache, Depression, Alcohol Dependency, PMS, PTSD,

Premature Emasculation



SECTION 4: FIRST AID MEASURES



EYES: Sunglasses

SKIN: Gold Bond Triple Action Medicated Body Powder wrapped in Goodwill suit with white shirt, necktie not to exceed 1.15 inches in width,

tassel loafers and crumpled fedora

INGESTION: Treat with massive quantities of BBQ pork ribs, greens and any fermented grain- or grape-based beverage

INHALATION: Treat with nitrous oxide

NOTES TO PHYSICIANS OR FIRST AID PROVIDERS: Use Universal Precautions and Practice Safe Blues



SECTION 5: INTOXICOLOGICAL INFORMATION



INTOXICOLOGICAL INFORMATION: Yes, most definitely



SECTION 6: ECOLOGICAL INFORMATION



ECOLOGICAL INFORMATION: Oxygen, hydrogen dioxide, White Castle sliders, Colt 45 Malt Liquor and 13 hours sleep required for

minimum subsistence



SECTION 7: DISPOSAL CONSIDERATIONS



WASTE DISPOSAL METHOD: Wife/significant other to dig hole in backyard or buddies to make midnight Denny鈥檚 dumpster run



SECTION 8: HANDLING AND STORAGE



HANDLING AND STORAGE: Oral Sex; Do not wake before noon





                                                          Acme Blues Rockets

                                                P.O. Box 770110, Mudcat Falls, OH 44107

                                                Phone 鈥? 216.496.7190 Fax 鈥? 216.803.2508

                                                E-mail 鈥? AcmeBlueRockets@ameritech.net

                                                      www.AcmeBluesRockets.com
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